No, Britney Spears isn’t dead yet, but I did make you click on this article, did I not?
Spears managed to receive two blog posts today, one regarding how AP has started to work on her obituary last month, in anticipation of her death. According to AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington, "We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time."
The second article states how Britney Spears has told family and friends she intends to marry her paparazzo lover Adnan Ghalib in a Scientology marriage ceremony, and continues to discuss her instable state, her latest problems with K-Fed and her children, and so on.
I hope this disgusts you as much as it disgusts me. I was pretty disappointed in myself when I clicked these blogs (although my excuse is that I try to read through all my subscribed posts), or when I picked up and flipped through a magazine titled ‘BRITNEY’S BREAKDOWN’ last weekend at Meijers. (No, I did not buy it) But this is the power of social pressure and the desire to conform. Knowing that Britney Spears will come up in some dinner conversation or casual chit-chat, I had to arm myself with some information. The mainstream media managed to tell us ‘what’s interesting’, and we follow those suggestions even though we all know how pathetically useless it is to know what Britney Spears’ latest problem is. Not unlike Nazi or GDP propaganda, where people knew the information they were given was wrong, but acted like they believed it; here, we know the unimportance of this type of news, but we pretend to care simply because other people around us seem to, or are pretending to do so. It’s scary how much power the media wields over us.
In a sad but true line, the author commented that “[Britney] certainly puts Iraq to shame.” Why…